my body hates me

i haven't been this sick in a long time. i can't breathe, yet my nose won't stop running. my eyes burn and keep watering. i sneeze a lot and i can't stop sleeping. fun. times.

maybe i'm being punished for a fun drinkin' weeken' in lincoln. i'd like to take this time to give a shout out to the funyuns that saved my life: "thank you for your delicious, funyuney goodness that kept me from puking after one too many fishbowls. your kindness will not be forgotten."