inebriation

because i am a bit of a realist, i don't ever make that common hungover rash declaration: "i'm never driniing again." but i have seriously considered it sometimes. like now. i had about 5 too many shots for a night that wasn't even my birthday, and i'm definitely not happy about it. but i did have a good time.

one of my favorite drinking activites is playing those megatouch screen games at the bar. i am thoroughly entertained by erotic mystery phrase (which is basically dirty wheel of fortune). some of the more memorable answers include: kiss the bearded clam, penile sheath, stroking the bald man... the list goes on. i highly recommend playing if you have the chance because it's good stuff when you're drunk.